Gerhard Maroscher has written several books, and a new one is in the works. Here is what is in print and available for purchase at this time.

Why Can’t Somebody Just Die Around Here?

Gerhard’s personal story is already in its fourth printing!


Why can't somebody just die around here?
by Gerhard Maroscher, $24.95

You can pay with a credit card - you do NOT have to have a PayPal account. Look for the other options on the right hand side of the next screen.

If you want more than one copy you will have the opportunity to change the quantity on the next screen.

Media Mail postage is $3.99 per book. Sales tax will be added to orders for Ohio residents.

For the moment international orders are being handled directly with Gerhard.
Orders will ship within 1-3 days via USPS Media Mail, which takes 2-9 days to arrive.

The book is also available on, although it’s great if you order directly from me!


Readers who bought the ebook version of Why Can’t Somebody Just Die Around Here? can download the Appendix here.

Other books by Gerhard Maroscher

German Readers

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Gerhard has also written a series of German Readers to assist in learning the German language. Find out more about these collections of original stories at